peixesass:

pikanoob:

seeaann:

when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you

when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves

when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective

wendyliddel:

Since the Tony Awards, I have a bit obsessed with this performance of “When I grow up”, from Matilda the musical, that I found online.

The kids are very talented, and put a lot of energy into the performances, but I can’t help wondering if they have evil stage parents who are forceing them to do this. Hopefully not.

thefourteenthdoctor:

watchtheskytonight:

spirit-of-the-ocean:

my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such 

then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud

IT’S BACK

I’m sure that’s what he thought.

eternalelixir:

dirkitty:

I survived 12 years of my life with no internet

but now I can’t survive like 12 seconds waiting for a page to load

something has gone so desperately wrong

you did your waiting

weareallportionsforfoxes:

Danny Phantom: the man of several good comebacks.

queenofslash:

so we were talking about sexism in maths and i sit on a table with all boys, and i said “you know women could all agree to stop having sex with men and essentially stop the human race” and this one boy goes “well boys could all agree to stop having sex with women and-” but this other boy cut him off like “yeah dude that ain’t gonna happen” and i died 

but-i-ship-it-so-hard:

rneerkat:

rneerkat:

i want a ring that acts as a mini-watch and i can check the time on my finger instead of my wrist

the future is now

the fanboy challenge: male characters (1/10) 
⇨ Jesse - Pitch Perfect.